kotaplez:

badwolfnobiscuit:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

god fucking damn it

(Source: j---9)

can we talk about the phrase “earn a living” and how deeply fucked up the idea we’re expected to justify our existence through work and wages is though?

(Source: queerandpresentdanger)


super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(Source: kashimiru)

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

image

(Source: thenamesjocelyn)

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.

(Source: firecannotkillabadwolf)

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

officialunitedstates:

semi means half but semi-trucks are at least double the size of regular trucks


hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence